Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.
this.. is fUCKING AWESOME
it’s actually really terrifying how deep ant hills go like oh my god
FUCK NO “SAD FOR THE ANTS” THOSE ARE FUCKING FIRE ANTS THE LITTLE DICKBAGS WILL FUCKING EXPLODE OUT OF THAT ANTHILL AND BURN YOUR ASS WITH THEIR POISON GOD DAMNI HATE FUCKIN GIRIERHANTS
When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle and it’s like a really dramatic time for you.
is this what girls fucking think about
we get our period once a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN
I love tumblr so fucking much
when my parents introduce me to new people
Forget the Globes (which, sorry, have been occupying most of our time today) — this is Thursday’s real big news:
Disney Channel has announced that casting is now under way for a contemporary live-action adventure-comedy that explores the teenage lives of the children of some of Disney’s greatest villain characters.
Here’s the scoop: Beast and Belle rule over an idyllic kingdom with their kind teenage son, who looks to be taking the throne, but his first proclamation involves a shot at redemption for the misbehaving kids of Cruella De Vil, Maleficent, the Evil Queen from Snow White, and Jafar (named Carlos, Mal, Evvie, and Jay, respectively).
The teens attend the kingdom’s hottest prep school alongside other famous offspring, including the children of the Fairy Godmother, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel, and Mulan. The villainous teens face a dilemma of nature vs. nurture, and whether they’ll follow in their parents’ footsteps or embrace their own inner hero.
OH MY GOD
tHIS IS SO EXCITING
Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
I thought it was a flying barbecue
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows
WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT
DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN